The Jenn Sterger files (or, Why I Chose the Wrong College)

Most internet-savvy males know by now about the hoopla that was created when FSU football fan and ridiculously attractive co-ed Jenn Sterger's Facebook picture album spread far and wide across the internet. After some attention from the ABC cameras during an FSU game, she and her fellow FSU cowgirls gained quite a bit of notoriety, which she has now parlayed into photo shoots for both Playboy and Maxim. In addition to the now-famous pics on Facebook, her profile on MySpace is also in circulation.

Now, why is a wholesome blog like the Offering taking note of such a phenomenon?

1) First and foremost, she is now doing interviews for blogs. (via deadspin) Which means that she may be willing to answer a couple of questions right here on this humble web page. In the immortal words of Lloyd Christmas, "So you're telling me there's a chance?" (Jenn, if you are reading this: I promise, no lewd questions or propositions, no recycled, low-brow questions, and if you so desire, helpful advice on getting into and succeeding at law school while still having time to tailgate on a bi-weekly basis. It can be easily done.)

2) This whole episode is Exhibit A in showing why I chose the wrong undergraduate institution. Yes, mine was an idyllic community full of bright, motivated, attractive, well-prepared students. But the six month winters, Division III football team, and general lack of school spirit in the fall led to an alarming absence of cowgirls, which I now realize is 100% unacceptable. Even my years at a Big Ten law school seem like a sorry consolation prize when faced with the prospect of participating in the social scene at these football-crazy institutions south of the Mason-Dixon line.

And so, I salute you, Jenn. And everyone else, cowgirl or otherwise, that makes these debaucherous fall Saturdays what they are, whether in Tally, Athens, NashVegas, or home sweet home. And Jenn, if by chance you do stumble across this blog, drop me a line if you would like to answer a few respectful, dignified queries on your meteoric rise to fame.